I drink no more than a sponge. Francis Rabelais
I saw a notice which said ‘Drink Canada Dry’ and I’ve just started. Brendan Behan
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth. George Burns
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Lady Nancy Astor
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony. Robert Benchley
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin
I’d hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day. Dean Martin
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. Jean Kerr
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. Rodney Dangerfield
Thanks be to God. Since my leaving the drinking of wine, I do find myself much better, and do mind my business better, and do spend less money, and less time lost in idle company. Samuel Pepys
A pragmatic race, the Japanese appear to have decided long ago that the only reason for drinking alcohol is to become intoxicated and therefore drink only when they wish to be drunk. William Gibson
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Humphrey Bogart