Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns
The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. George Burns
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth. George Burns
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. George Burns
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the only one left. George Burns
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it. George Burns