The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
I was court-martialled in my absence, sentenced to death in my absence. So I said, right, you can shoot me in my absence. Brendan Behan
I saw a notice which said ‘Drink Canada Dry’ and I’ve just started. Brendan Behan
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves. Brendan Behan
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. Brendan Behan
I am a daylight atheist. Brendan Behan