Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough. Groucho Marx
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. Andrew Jackson
Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses. Francis Bacon
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby
The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife. Cyril Connolly
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Jane Austen
The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep. Chuck Jones
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. Israel Zangwill