A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle
Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name. Milton Berle
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think. Milton Berle
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. Milton Berle