I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. Bill Cosby
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet. Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby