The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendon Behan
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex. Havelock Ellis
Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century. Malcolm Muggeridge
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. Kingsley Amis
The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn’t sex but something else. James Agate
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternising with the enemy. Henry Kissinger
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. Barbara Cartland
I practice safe sex – I use an airbag. Garry Shandling
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Garry Shandling
I am a sexual machine now. Raring to go every second of the day. I’m human Viagra. I am Will-agra. Will Smith
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know. Garry Shandling
There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Billy Joel
Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. Sophia Loren
Everyone probably thinks that I’m a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I’d rather read a book. Madonna
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers
‘Sex’ is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. Marquis de Sade