The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it. James Agate
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis. James Agate
Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act. James Agate
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. James Agate
The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn’t sex but something else. James Agate
Every American woman has two souls to call her own, the other being her husband’s. James Agate