If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing. Kingsley Amis
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children. Kingsley Amis
Growing older, I have lost the need to be political, which means… the need to be left. I am driven to grudging toleration of the Conservative Party because it is the party of non-politics, of resistance to politics. Kingsley Amis
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. Kingsley Amis
I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other. Kingsley Amis
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. Kingsley Amis