Steve Martin Quotes

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot. Steve Martin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. Steve Martin

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. Steve Martin