The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. Alan Coren
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. Stephen Leacock
Insurance. An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. Ambrose Bierce
For almost 70 years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. Ralph Nader
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. Jack Benny