There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse. Quentin Crisp
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck
I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It’s amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor. D H Lawrence
There are days when housework seems the only outlet. Adrienne Rich
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes – and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers
Hatred of domestic work is a natural and admirable result of civilization. Rebecca West
Conran’s Law of Housework – it expands to fill the time available plus half an hour. Shirley Conran