I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. Will Rogers
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you. Margaret Atwood
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. Lauren Bacall
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they ‘don’t understand’ one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland
The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population. Denis Diderot
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. Johnny Carson
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens when you haven’t been home in eighteen years. Lee Trevino
You never really know a man until you have divorced him. Zsa Zsa Gabor
There are four stages in a marriage. First there’s the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce. Norman Mailer
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a ‘solution’ to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another. Fred Rogers
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. Wendy Liebman