I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Wendy Liebman
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. Wendy Liebman
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. Wendy Liebman
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like, how did my mother know that? Wendy Liebman