Will Rogers Quotes

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. Will Rogers

I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat! Will Rogers

There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep. Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers

We have the best Congress money can buy. Will Rogers

Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock. Will Rogers

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers

The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’ Will Rogers

When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: ‘I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn’t like.’ Will Rogers

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. Will Rogers

The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona. Will Rogers

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. Will Rogers

Be a politician; no training necessary. Will Rogers

A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet. Will Rogers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will Rogers

People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument. Will Rogers

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold. Will Rogers

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. Will Rogers

Communism is like Prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work. Will Rogers