A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity. Helen Rowland
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little ‘personal characteristics.’ Helen Rowland
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they ‘don’t understand’ one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland
The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. Helen Rowland
‘Home’ is any four walls that enclose the right person. Helen Rowland
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. Helen Rowland
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning; to a man it’s the beginning of the end. Helen Rowland
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Helen Rowland
Somehow, a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever! Helen Rowland
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. Helen Rowland
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. Helen Rowland