Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. Woody Allen
Sunday morning may be cheery enough, with its extra cup of coffee and litter of Sunday newspapers, but there is always hanging over it the ominous threat of 3pm, when the sun gets around to the back windows and life stops dead in its tracks. Robert Benchley
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. Joseph Addison
Sunday – A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbours were dead and in Hell. H L Mencken
It was a Sunday afternoon, wet and cheerless; and a duller spectacle this earth of ours has not to show than a rainy Sunday in London. Thomas De Quincey
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what’s the world coming to? Dorothy L Sayers
The boredom of Sunday afternoon, which drove de Quincey to drink laudanum, also gave birth to surrealism: hours propitious for making bombs. Cyril Connolly
Do not let Sunday be taken from you…If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan. Albert Schweitzer
The life of the wealthy is one long Sunday. Georg Buchner
Sometimes there’s nothing but Sundays for weeks on end. Why can’t they move Sunday to the middle of the week so you could put it in the OUT tray on your desk? Russell Hoban