Party Quotes

Whether a party can have much success without a woman present I must ask others to decide, but one thing is certain, no party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. Desiderius Erasmus

Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn’t be seen dead at. Bill Vaughan

Hear no evil, speak no evil – and you’ll never be invited to a party. Oscar Wilde

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.. George Carlin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. Jeff Foxworthy

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. Somerset Maugham

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers