Whether a party can have much success without a woman present I must ask others to decide, but one thing is certain, no party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. Desiderius Erasmus
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn’t be seen dead at. Bill Vaughan
Hear no evil, speak no evil – and you’ll never be invited to a party. Oscar Wilde
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.. George Carlin
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. Jeff Foxworthy
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. Somerset Maugham
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers