You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Jeff Foxworthy
My whole career can be summed up with ‘Ignorance is bliss.’ When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing. Jeff Foxworthy
The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy
There’s a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy. Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty. Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if…you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if…your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy