They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. Milton Berle
No man who has managed to keep out of an office can be called a failure in life. Richard Aldington
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. Jeff Foxworthy
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. Dorothy Parker
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson