Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. Zsa Zsa Gabor
A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home. James Thurber
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. Abigail Adams
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. Shirley MacLaine
Every American woman has two souls to call her own, the other being her husband’s. James Agate