Trust everybody, but cut the cards. Finley Peter Dunne
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t here. Finley Peter Dunne
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien…that the more you see it the better you like it. Finley Peter Dunne