If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. Mark Twain
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be. Konrad Lorenz
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. John Steinbeck
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. Samuel Butler
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. James Thurber
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. Aldous Huxley
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him. Stephen Wright
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner