I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat! Will Rogers
Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Will Rogers
You can never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to wet their finger and hold it to the wind. Ronald Reagan
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. Dave Barry
I hope the two wings of the Democratic Party may flap together. William Jennings Bryan
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. Oscar Levant
Democrats can’t get elected unless things get worse, and things won’t get worse unless they get elected. Jeane Kirkpatrick
The Oscars is really, I guess, the one night of the year you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic party. And it’s exciting for the stars as well, it’s the first time many of you have ever voted for a winner. Jon Stewart