I’m a concert pianist. That’s a pretentious way of saying I’m unemployed at the moment. Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. Oscar Levant
Happiness isn’t something you experience, it’s something you remember.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. Oscar Levant
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant
I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it’. Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant
Strip away the phoney tinsel of Hollywood and you’ll find the real tinsel underneath. Oscar Levant
Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Oscar Levant
I don’t drink liquor. I don’t like it. It makes me feel good. Oscar Levant