Computer Quotes

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is ”The computer is down”. Norman Augustine

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Dave Barry

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Isaac Asimov

The computer is a moron. Peter Drucker

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. Arthur C. Clarke

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. Isaac Asimov

They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. Milton Berle

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. Dave Barry

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It’s a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you ‘play’ with them! Richard Feynman

Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going to be the stuff out there, but the stuff inside your head. It’s going to be commercial and nasty at the same time. J G Ballard

One of the best things to come out of the home computer revolution could be the general and widespread understanding of how severely limited logic really is. Frank Herbert