The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Helen Rowland
Somehow, a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever! Helen Rowland
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. Helen Rowland
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallise so that you can’t soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. Rutherford Hayes
James Bond in his Sean Connery days … was the first well-known bachelor on the American scene who was not a drifter or a degenerate and did not eat out of cans. Barbara Ehrenreich
A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor. Claudia ‘Lady Bird’ Johnson
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man. Samuel Goldwyn
A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. Francis Bacon
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. Benjamin Franklin
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. H L Mencken
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. Sholom Aleichem
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Jane Austen