Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henry Youngman
A restaurant is a fantasy – a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast. Warner Leroy
A restaurant with candles and flowers evokes more reveries than the Isle of Bali does. Mason Cooley
A successful restaurant makes everything in it, including the patrons, seem a little better than they are. Mason Cooley
Today’s restaurant is theater on a grand scale. Marian Burros
I never eat in a restaurant that’s over a hundred feet off the ground and won’t stand still. Calvin Trillin
The disparity between a restaurant’s price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. Bryan Miller
Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves. Fran Lebowitz
When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese soufflé. Edmund G Love
Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants. If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He spends a lot of time in restaurant kitchens and usually has strong opinions about them. Bryan Miller