I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one. Marilyn Monroe.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde. Dolly Parton
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. George Eliot
Jokes are generally honest. Complete solemnity is always dishonest. G K Chesterton
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. Ludwig Wittgenstein
The gods, too, are fond of a joke. Aristotle.
My way of joking is to tell the truth, It’s the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there’s a good chance no one’s heard it before. Doug Larson
According to a press release from the Laugh Lab, which is trying to find the world’s funniest joke, women don’t like jokes that involve aggression, sexuality, or offensiveness – also known as ‘the three building blocks of humor’. Dave Barry