If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there’s a good chance no one’s heard it before. Doug Larson
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk. Doug Larson
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. Doug Larson
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson