Doug Larson Quotes

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there’s a good chance no one’s heard it before. Doug Larson

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk. Doug Larson

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson

Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. Doug Larson

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson