There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. Jean Baudrillard
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. Conan O’Brien
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield