Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
Doctors are men who prescribe medicine of which they know little to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of which they know nothing. Voltaire
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Anton Chekhov
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age. Voltaire
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet. and Doctor Merryman. Jonathan Swift
The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. William Osler
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. Napoleon Bonaparte
The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him. Sigmund Freud
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. Thomas Fuller
My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more. Walter Matthau
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin