I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde. Dolly Parton
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. Raymond Chandler
She was what we used to call a suicide blond – dyed by her own hand. Saul Bellow
It isn’t that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it’s just that we look dumber. Anita Loos
Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. Alfred Hitchcock
Gentlemen prefer blondes. Anita Loos
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people. Pamela Anderson
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for. W C Fields
I may be a dumb blonde, but I’m not that blonde. Patricia Neal
Like so many substantial Americans, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag. P G Wodehouse
God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes. Joe Orton