I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W C Fields
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. W C Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W C Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W C Fields
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago. W C Fields
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. W C Fields
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. W C Fields
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. W C Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W C Fields
After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. W C Fields
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for. W C Fields
I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. W C Fields