The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P G Wodehouse
I always advise people never to give advice. P G Wodehouse
It’s a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people don’t want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. P G Wodehouse
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say ‘when’. P G Wodehouse
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P G Wodehouse
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel. P G Wodehouse
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows. P G Wodehouse
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P G Wodehouse
Like so many substantial Americans, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag. P G Wodehouse
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well n advance of medical thought. P G Wodehouse