Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health. Thomas Jefferson
I’m only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. George Bernard Shaw
They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging. Rennie Ellis
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. Clementine Paddleford
Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman’s education. Thomas Hughes
What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia? Sydney Smith
There can’t be much amiss, ’tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
A E Housman