Frank Zappa Quotes

Most rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read. Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity around than hydrogen, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa

There is no hell. There is only France. Frank Zappa

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it’s not open. Frank Zappa

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Jazz is not dead – it just smells funny. Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own. Frank Zappa