Most rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read. Frank Zappa
There is more stupidity around than hydrogen, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa
There is no hell. There is only France. Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it’s not open. Frank Zappa
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
Jazz is not dead – it just smells funny. Frank Zappa
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own. Frank Zappa