The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. Russell Baker
I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists. Brigitte Bardot
The traveller sees what he sees, the tourist see what he has come to see. G K Chesterton
In the middle ages people were tourists because of their religion, whereas now they are tourists because tourism is their religion. Robert Runcie
The routines of tourism are even more monotonous than those of daily life. Mason Cooley