There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. J M Barrie
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter. Billy Connolly
Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people. Samuel Johnson
Much may be made of a Scotsman if he be caught young. Samuel Johnson
The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. George Orwell
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards. Billy Connolly
So ye’ll tak the high road, and I’ll tak the laigh road,
An’ I’ll be in Scotland before ye:
But me and my true love will never meet again,
By the bonnie, bonnie banks o’ Loch Lomond.
Andrew Lang