Psychiatrist Quotes

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. Muriel Spark

I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat. Antonin Artaud