If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. Joey Adams
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. Joey Adams
People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it. Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. Joey Adams