Joey Adams Quotes

If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. Joey Adams

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. Joey Adams

People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it. Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. Joey Adams