A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep. W H Auden
Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professors. Simone Weil
College professors have two bad traits. They are logical and they are easily flattered. Gertrude Stein
Professors simply can’t discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture. Hal Boyle
Professors of humanities, with all their leftist fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever on public policy. Camille Paglia
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas. H L Mencken