A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on. William S Burroughs
Even a paranoid can have enemies. Henry Kissinger
Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant – it tends to get worse. Molly Ivins
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them. Susan Sontag
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. J D Salinger
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him. Stephen Wright
Paranoia is an antireligious mysticism based on the feeling or perception that the world in general, and others in particular, are against me or us. Reality is perceived as hostile. Sam Keen
Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. Mordecai Richler