Judge: You are extremely offensive, young man!
F E Smith: As a matter of fact we both are; but I am trying to be, and you can’t help it.
A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. Bertrand Russell
Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything. Anita Brookner
The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness. Mason Cooley
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive. Josephine Tey
I don’t consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball. Rush Limbaugh