Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age. William Feather
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. Bob Hope
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. Bill Vaughan
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. Don Marquis
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. Ogden Nash
Middle Age – later than you think and sooner than you expect. Earl Wilson