Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. Bob Hope
I was called ‘Rembrandt’ Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. Bob Hope
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. Bob Hope
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope
If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope