A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen
Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything. John Kenneth Galbraith
The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place. Barry M. Goldwater
When the outcome of a meeting is to have another meeting, it has been a lousy meeting. Herbert Hoover
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting. Ronald Reagan
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings. Ashleigh Brilliant
The Law of Triviality … briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved. C Northcote Parkinson