Kissing don’t last: cookery do! George Meredith
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. Helen Rowland
Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing! Jonathan Swift
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning; to a man it’s the beginning of the end. Helen Rowland
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. Helen Rowland
A man’s kiss is his signature. Mae West