The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind. Phillip Adams
The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, ‘people without lives.’ Dave Barry
What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a ‘modem’, can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. Dave Barry
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. Bill Gates
The Internet will help achieve ‘friction free capitalism’ by putting buyer and seller in direct contact and providing more information to both about each other. Bill Gates
Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles. Paul Samuelson
Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. Paul Carvel
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. Al Gore (Credit where due, he did later say ‘The day I made that statement I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder.’)
The internet will become increasingly useful for older people. It will become a vital tool for avoiding the social exclusion of older people. Diane Abbott