The best number for a dinner party is two – myself and a dam’ good head waiter. Nubar Gulbenkian
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.. George Carlin
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. Somerset Maugham
The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral. Simon Hoggart